There’s a very specific personality disorder I call assigned Teacher’s Pet at birth and I have it. If I’m not the number one boy I will seethe with jealousy over whoever is.
one time i went up to my friend (also my coworker) and gave him hug from behind and just like held him there for a moment and our one regular client walked in and was like “huh….so are you guys like….winnie the pooh and piglet?” and i lost my fucking mind. what does that mean. i also said yes and that i was pooh.
me and this coworker are now dating and the same client client came into today and was like “sooo winnie the pooh and piglet?” again so we asked him what he meant and apparently those were the only two male fictional characters he could think of that hug
Dear Princess Celestia. By the time you read this, I will be dead. Here’s how I think it’s gonna happen. Pinkie Pie will shoot me. Then I’ll shoot Pinkie Pie. Then Rainbow Dash will come in and get shot by Pinkie Pie. Then you’ll come in and get shot by me, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash multiple times.
Your student, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S. Then two Equestrian Royal Guard member will read this letter and shoot each other
This post is aggressively 2013
I had to age this post in a barrel for ten years like it’s whiskey so that you could get the flavor of the grain.
